(via jimmysbitch)

“If I had to make a list of every reason Not to keep on keepin’ on, Number 2 would be the pencil I have to find: Ticonderoga, ten feet long. And number twenty-two thousand three-hundred and eight Would be my overwhelming urge to hyperbolate, But sadly, most of all, at the top of my list, Would be the fear of commitment in my penman’s fist. It feels like fifteen elephants sittin’ on my chest, Thirty-six vultures pickin’ at my flesh. Solo man-overboard without a lifevest; Now I’m a little weighed down, but I’m doin’ my best. “

-You, me and everyone we know.

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